Ice King's Kidnapping Princesses 101...

Kidnapping princesses can be very tricky, butit's the onyl way for sure you get the right one you want to marry. Here are some of my tips for kidnapping them.

Tip 1:

Practise your paralyzing ice blast powers.

I spend 15 minutes a day practising, by

freezing the toes off Gunter.

Tip 2:

"Ladies are drawn to bro's with tortured pasts."

Make sure to work up your pity levels then drop

it into the conversation somewhere to make them

feel sorry for you.

Tip 3:

Princesses are like Regular Girl... They might

wear nicer crowns and have more bling, but they

still hate being locked up in my dungeons with

nothing to do, so make sure you plan plenty of

fun activities for them or be prepared for a riot!

#fruits